Sober: “people keep saying i look like emma stone with this hair. that’s not the look i’m going for”
-dat yolo girl

Probably talking about some other yolo girl: “she’s just mad at me cause when we were trying on dresses all of them looked better on me, and whenever i borrow her clothes they look better on me, and i’m a waaaaaaaay better singer”
-dat yolo girl

Drunk: “god, i’m such a hot mess. but at least i’m hot. so that makes it okay.”
-dat yolo girl